AN affluent degree student is nervously excited about moving from the parental home to a deluxe apartment with every possible amenity.
18-year-old Mary Fisher, whose parents have shitloads of money, is taking the big step of moving from her parents’ five-bedroom farmhome into her own flat in the brand new Urban:Vibe student apartment complex.
Bradford said: “I’ve had the best possible start in life but now shit is about to get real. From the look of the deliberately exposed brickwork in the foyer, this is a pretty edgy fully-equipped living complex.
“At home I had my own bathroom and walk-in wardrobe, whereas here I still have those things but they are considerably smaller.”
She added: “As I explore this strange new city, I’m looking forward to meeting the locals when they serve me in American Apparel and various themed cocktail bars.
“Also it’ll be good to broaden my mind by meeting others students from somewhat less privileged backgrounds. For example, I’m told one of the other tenants here is from Wales.
“They’re on another floor though so it’s okay.”