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Teenage boy radicalised by Louis Theroux documentary

A TEENAGE boy has been indoctrinated by the manosphere after watching the latest Louis Theroux documentary, it has emerged.

15-year-old Jack Browne has been transformed from a lovely, wholesome boy into a misogynistic dickhead obsessed with social media ‘clout’ after watching Theroux’s new Netflix documentary.

Browne said: “I’d been sheltered from toxic influencers like Andrew Tate up until now. But the documentary my parents made me watch really expanded my horizons.

“There I was, thinking that being a scumbag would get me nowhere in life. Turns out that getting jacked and treating women badly is the key to becoming rich and successful. Thank you, Louis Theroux, for showing me the way.

“I’m going to follow the example of the men he filmed. Apparently they’re awful pigs, but they’re also loaded and surrounded by OnlyFans models. Meanwhile my dad followed society’s rules, earns f**k all and is married to a juggernaut.

“Some of the editing in the documentary was a bit weird though. It was almost like he was disapproving of their incredible lifestyle. He must just be a jealous beta cuck, that’s the only explanation.”

Browne’s mum Emma said: “I guess it could be worse. At least Jack hasn’t been inspired to become a nerdy, socially-awkward documentary filmmaker.”

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