A MUM whose family brought her breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day would quite like them all to fuck off and leave her to eat it in peace.
Emma Bradford’s family all piled into her bed after waking her up with a tray of cold toast, mug of watery tea and a daffodil in a wine glass.
The mum-of-two said: “They’ve stolen half my toast, spilt my tea and I am pretty sure my son just ate the daffodil.
“Oh god, now someone is singing Baby Shark while wiping jam on my pillow. I need a nap.
“And I know they’ll have trashed the kitchen and there’ll be crumbs in the butter and butter in the jam. So now I’ve got to change my bed sheets and clean the kitchen. Happy fucking Mother’s Day.
“You know what’s better than being woken up with breakfast in bed? Not being woken up at all. That’s what I want next year.”