HELLO. I’m Tommy Robinson, like the jam that used to have golliwogs on and they should bring back. But did you know our legal system is biased against white people? Here’s how.
Contempt of court
Who’d even heard of this before I got sent down for it? I hadn’t, even though I’ve been convicted of it on two previous occasions. Anyway, you know how many Muslims have been done for contempt of court? None. You know why? Because it’s not in Sharia law. F*cking outrage.
If you’re white the police are constantly trying to fit you up. Look at a completely average group of ordinary white people like my supporters. They’ve got loads of convictions for trumped-up crimes like harassment and racially aggravated assault. When a lovely bunch of law-abiding lads like that are in trouble with the law there’s only one explanation: racism.
White collar crime
That’s another one you never see ethnic minorities convicted for. Fraud, insider trading, false accounting – they even call it ‘WHITE collar crime’! How racist is that? You don’t get ‘BLACK collar crime’, and they’d get off scot-free anyway. Although so do the whites, usually.
Urinating in a public place
White people are always getting done for this. We should do what the Muslims do and say it’s cultural, which it is, because everyone needs a slash after 12 pints. A white bloke I met in prison got banged up for 15 years for it. Unbelievable. The guards said it was murder but that was just an excuse.
How can it be an offence if both sides are willingly taking part? But oh no, punch a Leeds fan who’s threatening you with his pie and cup of Bovril and suddenly you’re the bad guy. Sure, the courts will call it assault, but really you’re getting done for the crime of being white.