THE train is your house on rails where you can do whatever you like, according to many passengers.
Customers think trains are their own private property where they are free to do things like eating kebabs, arguing with relatives and watching Netflix with the sound up.
Builder Norman Steele said: “I like to take my boots off and put my sweaty feet up on the table. It’s like being at home but without my wife complaining about the stench.
“Since I temporarily own my part of the train I’m also allowed to leave chocolate wrappers on the seats and to do a massive shit in the toilet without flushing it.
“On my next journey I’m taking it to the next level and sprawling out in just my pants watching football on my phone.”
Mum-of-two Emma Bradford said: “It’s good that trains become your house because I’d hate it if my kids had to stop playing with their bleepy electronic learning toys on long journeys.
“Being ‘at home’ also means I can talk loudly to my friends about things like my recurring yeast infection without feeling in the least bit self-conscious.”