A LARGE bell in central London has caused uproar among the usual dicks.
The people who are in charge of the bell said it was old and needed work done to it causing the usual dicks to describe it as a national disgrace while running around and flapping their arms.
One of the media dicks said: “The bell is the most important thing in Britain.”
Some backbench Tory dick added: “If we don’t hear it every hour of every day our society will collapse.”
But Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “Would you listen to the state of those fucking dicks.
“Do you think they can actually hear themselves? It’s just embarrassing.”
Professor Brubaker also pointed out that it is just a big bell and that non-one gives a fuck.