LONDON’S Victoria tube line is once again full of people whose lives are solidifying slowly into a large grey slab.
Commuters poured inexorably down the escalators and onto the platforms before filling every available corner of the waiting trains.
Tom Logan, who expects to ‘set’ after about a week, said: “I doubt that my currently viscous nature will have much of an impact on operational status of the underground system.
“I will just continue to ooze gently until I become a rigid mass. And then someone will put a garage on me.”