We ask you: how should those bastards who ran the Post Office be punished?

POST Office bosses knew Horizon was crap all along and that it was screwing over innocent postmasters. We asked you how justice should be served to these bastards.

Nikki Hollis, homemaker: “The punishment should fit the crime. A few decades of being driven mad at the hands of a corrupt institution should do it. Can’t say fairer than that.”

Bill McKay, vicar: “If plague, incineration and mass drowning is good enough for our benevolent Lord, it’s good enough for me.”

James Bates, accountant: “Their entire bloodline should be expunged from history. It should be as though they never lived. Every last trace of their cursed souls must be erased from this noble land. Yes, I do read a lot of fantasy novels. Why do you ask?”

Kelly Howard, dinner lady: “Not enough is said for pillory. If they can bring back This Is Your Life, why not medieval public humiliation?”

Oliver O’Connor, self-checkout supervisor: “This might sound excessively harsh, but they should have to try and post a parcel on a Saturday afternoon.”

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