Woman admits her ‘guilty pleasure’ is masturbation

A WOMAN has admitted her ‘guilty pleasure’ is not Hollyoaks, Curly Wurlys or the music of Neil Diamond but masturbation. 

Joanna Kramer, from Loughborough, made the confession during a conversation with workmates about those things you secretly really enjoy but are embarrassed to admit to.

Colleague Carolyn Ryan said: “I’d just finished telling everyone that I actually rewatch Clueless twice a year and still cry at the end. And then Joanna said that she had one.

“My guess was Harry Potter books or maybe Nice ’N’ Spicy Nik Naks, so it was a bit of a shock when she went straight for ‘wanking in the shower’.

“Apparently she waits until her husband’s not around, sneaks up there and massively indulges herself. As she was keen to point out ‘it doesn’t do anyone any harm’.”

Ryan added: “You can’t really argue with that, but I for one would have felt more comfortable if she’d said Bargain Hunt.”