YOUR holiday to Rome is under threat from a colleague who went there last year and has far too many tips for you.
Nikki Hollis, who joined the company after you did, in a different department, but who likes to give you job advice anyway, has drawn up a highlights itinerary for your benefit.
She said: “You have to pre-book the Borghese Gallery, but you’ll probably be fine at the Capitoline Museums.
“The Vaticani is super frustrating though. Sorry, did I say Vaticani? I meant Vatican. I picked up some of the local lingo.”
She added: “Don’t carry too much money around at any one time, don’t drink cappuccinos after lunch, don’t wear your bikini to church.
“Never order pizza in Rome, it won’t be as good as the pizza in Napoli, I mean Naples, where I went in 2014. I’ve made you a Google Map with my favourite ice cream places on it.
“And here’s my number, in case you need anything or want some more advice. Ciao!
“Ciao means bye, in case you didn’t know that.”
