A WOMAN broken-hearted at the death of Geronimo the alpaca backs the reintroduction of the death penalty, she has confirmed.
Emma Bradford believes that Defra should be tried as a criminal organisation after their unjustifiable state slaughter of a poor, defenceless, fluffy animal, and also that anyone committing three or more burglaries should be hanged by the neck until dead.
She continued: “Geronimo has gone to that pasture in the sky, but he’ll always live in my heart. I don’t know how those monsters did what they did.
“And, while we’re on the subject of monsters, we need to bring back capital punishment for crimes like murder, genocide, the really bad sex offences, drug dealing and car vandalism. It’s the civilised thing to do.
“People say that wrongly convicted people get killed, which is true, but it still acts as a deterrent doesn’t it? So it’s a price worth paying.
“Unlike in the Geronimo situation where yes he’d failed two tests for bovine TB but they’re only 99.66 per cent accurate, so there’s every chance he was fine and they had no business taking the risk.”
She added: “Geronimo was the best of us. If I got my hands on those Defra bastards I’d strangle them in cold blood and not a jury in the land would convict.”
