Years of tedious bollocks definitely what we voted for, say Brexiters

BREXITERS love intricate trade negotiations and definitely did not vote in a mindless patriotic frenzy, they have confirmed.

As the UK agreed Brexit ‘transition terms’, Leavers said they had been fully expecting endless discussions about tedious things like fishing access and regulatory compliance.

Pensioner Roy Hobbs said: “When I voted to leave the EU I was hoping there’d be a good debate about airline regulations. It’s hilarious to suggest it was anything to do with foreigners.

“I might have made the odd comment like ‘This’ll show those German bastards!’ but that was just frustration at the lack of public discussion about British jam exports.

“None of the Brexiters I know cares about immigrants. It doesn’t bother me in the slightest if there are millions of Poles on the bus all jabbering away like they’re in bloody Stalingrad.”

Hairdresser and Leave voter Nikki Hollis said: “Brexit is really complicated but that’s great because I love learning new things like how EU meat tariffs work.

“Some of my Brexiter friends kept making references to World War 2 and Agincourt but they were clearly just having a laugh, apart from the ones who are in Britain First.”