IN his first act as Scotland's new First Minister, Alex Salmond has declared war on the Dutch.
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Salmond Declares War On Holland
Glasgow Launches Bid For 'Swearing Olympics'
GLASGOW city leaders today unveiled a £40 million package of incentives in their bid to host the 2014 Commonmouth Games – the Olympics of world swearing.
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