JOBS. No one likes them except for pricks. But how much do you genuinely hate yours? Let’s take a look…
How much would you rate your job out of 10?
A. Oh, a 10. Despite the fact that it’s a purely financial agreement that realistically either side could break at any time.
B. Minus zero and counting.
Would the place ‘fall apart’ without you?
A. Of course it would. I pretty much run this place. Despite the fact I don’t have a contract and they could let me go without any real reason at any given opportunity.
B. If it did fall apart I know who they’d ask to clean it up.
How do you spend most of your working day?
A. Not thinking about my bitterness towards an unresolved work issue for which I have always held a grudge.
B. Thinking about my bitterness towards an unresolved work issue for which I have always held a grudge.
What else could you do?
A. Why would I want to risk all this nothing on something better?
B. My only fear is that if I did quit there will be nothing stopping me from running off into the woods and becoming a full-time survivalist maniac.
Mostly As: Well done, you somehow don’t hate your job. Are you okay?
Mostly Bs: Well done, you hate your job. Are you the leader of the Labour Party?
