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Are you enough of a sycophantic toady not to get sacked by Trump? Take our fun quiz

IT’S obvious that Trump’s minions have to utterly abase themselves or be booted out like Mike Waltz. So would you have the lack of self-respect you need? Take our quiz.

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New Reform MP's first move is to forbid recounts

THE first act of new Reform MP Sarah Pochin, who won Runcorn and Helsby by six votes, is to forbid recounts.

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