How Elon Musk pissed $500m down the electoral drain, dollar by dollar

ELON Musk, the world’s richest man, is now half a billion poorer with nothing but a blue wave to show for it. Here’s how he wasted his cash:

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How soon can I realistically go for doggy with my new girlfriend? A quiz for blokes

JUST embarked on a new relationship? Wondering whether you can justifiably suggest doing it doggy-style already? Take this test.

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