THE International Monetary Fund are nothing but a bunch of hardcore anti-freedom Marxist-Leninists, Kwasi Kwarteng has stated.
Following criticism of his economic policies from the IMF, the chancellor has responded by calling them ‘the Red Menace determined to enslave Britain under their communist yoke.’
He continued: “Oh, they say they’re capitalist, and that they lend funds to failing economies, and they impose harsh free-market conditions like cutting corporate taxes and government spending. They say that.
“But IMF actually stands for International Marxist Front, and they’re run by Vladimir Lenin himself who is still alive on the dark side of the moon from where he plots with his agents in Britain: Jeremy Corbyn, Huw Edwards and King Charles.
“They know the UK is poised for amazing, system-breaking success like a greyhound in a trap. That their whole facade of holding capitalism back is about to collapse and their lies exposed.
“So they’ve hit out at us with this unprecedented, mildly-worded criticism which only proves we’re going in the right direction. We have to accelerate our programme. All corporation tax goes down to zero today.”
IMF leader Kristalina Georgieva said: “Okay, sure, I admit he got us. Wonder how he found out about Lenin?”