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Britain draws straws over who has to talk to some Labour Party arsehole

BRITAIN is to draw straws after Labour pledged to bother four million people in the privacy of their own homes.

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Gerrard to scurry around in America

STEVEN Gerrard has confirmed plans to take his scurrying skills to the US. 

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