BUCKINGHAM Palace is working overtime to stop the public losing respect for Prince Andrew.
As the Queen’s second oldest son became embroiled in a sex scandal, Palace officials fear it could undermine his important work with central Asian billionaires and endangered animals who play golf.
A source said: “A lot of those billionaires now play golf because of Prince Andrew.
“But where’s his fancy title and free helicopter?”
Martin Bishop, from Stevenage, said: “I’m always telling my children to be more like Prince Andrew.
“Like any parent I just want my kids to prance about in tartan slacks and spend a huge amount of time in Azerbaijan for no apparent reason.”