JEREMY Corbyn is to make an official apology for Tony Blair’s ‘people’s princess’ speech.
Corbyn believes the nation needs a heartfelt apology for Blair’s infamous descent into ‘sickeningly populist bullshit’.
He said: “To say that Diana was a princess of the proletariat is an oxymoron and implies that she enjoyed their company, which was emphatically not the case.
“Rather than satiate her decadent, aristocratic lusts with lathe operators, sheet metal cutters or dockers, she chose polo players, heart surgeons, and England rugby captain Will Carling.”
Corbyn will amend Labour’s official position on Princess Diana to ‘a privileged, upper class woman who was liked by some people’.
He also pledged to offer formal apologies for ‘Cool Britannia’ and that time Tony Blair played football with Kevin Keegan.