Farage to take Trump to pub he pretends to drink in

NIGEL Farage has offered to take Donald Trump to the pub he pretends he drinks in whenever he wants to appeal to the common man.

Trump’s UK visit will include a trip to The Ram in Stevenage, where Farage’s people will ring ahead to get the landlord’s name and which football team he supports so that Farage can pretend they are friends.

A source said: “Farage will ask ‘and how are the hammers of Arsenal, Tony?’ while the landlord smiles politely.

“After he and Trump pretend to enjoy the taste of real ale , the evening will conclude with a visit to Farage’s ‘favourite’ Toby Carvery where they will eat several mouthfuls of food for the camera before both going to throw it up again in the toilets.”