THE MAN who will one day be Britain’s prime minister has smoked cannabis for the first and only time.
The student, currently a 19 year-old at Oxford University, last night took the three drags on a spliff that will, in a quarter of a century, prove that he too had his wild years.
Roommate Tom Logan said: “He giggled, made a confusing joke about not being gay, went white and disappeared to the bathroom where we all heard him crying while he was sick.”
The future prime minister said: “I do not believe that young, white, middle-class people should be penalised for experimentation with drugs.
“From now on anything I say about drugs comes from a rational, informed point of view, which is the only reason I smoked the ganja in the first place.”