Future prime minister has one and only drug experience

THE MAN who will one day be Britain’s prime minister has smoked cannabis for the first and only time.

The student, currently a 19 year-old at Oxford University, last night took the three drags on a spliff that will, in a quarter of a century, prove that he too had his wild years.

Roommate Tom Logan said: “He giggled, made a confusing joke about not being gay, went white and disappeared to the bathroom where we all heard him crying while he was sick.”

The future prime minister said: “I do not believe that young, white, middle-class people should be penalised for experimentation with drugs.

“From now on anything I say about drugs comes from a rational, informed point of view, which is the only reason I smoked the ganja in the first place.”