SOME idiots have paid a million quid to an arse just to hear him speak.
The arse was paid the million quid because he used to have an important job which he was very bad at.
Experts said the idiots either think he was good at the important job, or do not care and just want to give a million quid to an arse because he is a famous arse.
The experts also stressed that the arse has no choice but to charge the idiots as much as possible while he can before the next famous arse comes along.
Meanwhile, the arse also realises that if he does not make a lot of money then all he will have is the knowledge that he is an arse who was very bad at his job and who looks like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.