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Inflation rises because Tories have f**ked up everything all at once

INFLATION is at almost three per cent because the Conservative government has fucked up the economy, public services and Brexit simultaneously. 

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Guardiola to guest-edit FourFourTwo and rename it OneTen

PEP Guardiola is to guest-edit football magazine FourFourTwo and change its name to OneTen, it has emerged.

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