Friday, 10th July 2020

Labelling half the country whining Remoaner twats 'not the best idea', admits May

CALLING half of UK voters losers who should shut their traitor mouths forever may not have been a brilliant idea, Theresa May has admitted.

The prime minister said: “I couldn’t be more shocked.

“That these radical dissenter bastards for some reason don’t like having their views comprehensively disregarded is something nobody could have expected.

“I don’t understand it. When Cameron called them all fat, lazy bastards who were getting austerity because they’d sucked on the state tit for too damn long, they were fine with it.”

May added: “How dare they deny the will of the British people? The good, correct British people, that is.”