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Lansley to be paraded around Britain

ANDREW Lansley is to be toured across the nation as its officially-appointed hate sponge.

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Drought 'could make Mancunians take off anoraks'

BRITAIN’S impending drought could force Mancunians to remove their anoraks for the first time since 1990.

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