Legal advice reveals Brexit is an incredibly confusing load of bollocks

THE government’s legal advice on the Brexit withdrawal agreement has confirmed that it is all bollocks.

The publication of the advice has left everyone annoyed and yet feeling like they are still in the right, which they would have done anyway.

Brexiter Norman Steele said: “This is a load of bollocks.”

Remainer, Emma Bradford said: “This is a load of bollocks.”

Constitutional expert, Mary Fisher, added: “They’re both correct. This is a load of fucking bollocks. Massive bollocks at that.

“In summary, we don’t really know and we’re pretty much past caring to be honest. Now we’re all off for a proper afternoon session.

“Sort it out among yourselves.”