Next Tory leader to be someone you hate even more
BOOKMAKERS have confirmed that whoever the next Conservative leader is, it will be someone you hate even more than the present one.
Analysts have confirmed that, just as David Cameron who you despised made way for Theresa May who you flat-out loathe, May’s replacement will be a step down in competency and a step up in arseholery.
A Bet365 spokesman said: “We’re thinking Jeremy Hunt. But really anyone’ll do.
“The most committed Brexiters may think that if their dream team of David Davis and Dominic Raab get in that they’ll be delighted, but that high won’t last a week once the economy crashes.
“Who else? Michael Gove? Amber Rudd? Esther McVey? They’re the proverbial unflushable turds.
“A government that barely won one out of three elections to pursue deeply unpopular policies simply has nobody left but twats. Prepare for your hatred to reach terrifying new peaks.
“But don’t worry. It doesn’t matter, because whoever it is you can’t vote them out.”