Could you be any lazier? Take the test…

COULD you be any lazier? Seriously, could you? Take our test…

Which do you prefer to do?
A. Mountain climbing.
B. Festering.

When was the last time you hoovered the living room?
A. Just yesterday. And Hoover is a proper noun and so should have a capital ‘H’.
B. When did Quantum of Solace come out? I hoovered instead of watching Quantum of Solace.

How often do you go to the gym?
A. At least twice a week and am thinking about buying a watch that measures my heart rate and tells me the weather.
B. I walk past two gyms per week. They seem dreadful.

Which career path would you be more likely to choose?
A. Captain of industry, Antarctic explorer or senior nurse.
B. Unemployed magician.

Mostly As: You’re not a lazy bastard at all. Though, from the sounds of it you’re probably annoying. Stop being such a git.

Mostly Bs: Well done, you lazy bastard. The world needs more people like you. Resume your festering.