Teenage Corbyn supporter turning parents’ house into socialist utopia

A TEENAGER back from the Labour conference has begun implementing Jeremy Corbyn’s vision of a new society at his parents’ house.

Momentum member Tom Logan, 18, has decided the Didcot semi-detached should be run on radical socialist principles and not for the benefit of capitalist elites like his mum and dad.

Logan said: “The big TV in the lounge will be taken into public ownership so the establishment can’t hog it when Strictly is on. I believe in TV for the many, not the few.

“Bedrooms should be distributed based on need, not colonialist right-of-domain, and I need the big bedroom so I can turn it into the community activism hub the street is crying out for.

“But the biggest reform will be redistribution of wealth. It is simply not acceptable for Dad to earn £65,000 while I get £28.25 a week at the garden centre.

“I propose to share his income equally among the family. My seven-year-old sister has already given her full backing to the policy, saying she intends to ‘buy all the ponies’.”

Logan’s mum Sandra said: “Tom keeps wanting to have long family meetings where we vote on everything. It’s unbearably dull, but he says it’s ‘vibrant grassroots democracy in action’.

“Also he keeps calling me a Blairite, when actually I voted for William Hague.”

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Nigel Farage: Immigration has been a disaster for America from the very start

By Nigel Farage

I HAVE come to you, America to tell the unpalatable truth – uncontrolled immigration has been a disaster for your country for almost 250 years. 

You are the greatest country in the world. You gave us the hamburger, the pizza, Elvis Presley and the trading of securitised car loan bundles. I wish Britain could be just like America in every way, which shows how patriotic I am.

But at the same time you have spent your history allowing a tide of immigrants to swamp your shores, whether from Mexico, the Middle East, Europe or even those immigrants who were already here when real Americans arrived.

You are being overrun, exploited just because you need an endless source of cheap labour, believe in ‘freedom’ and really like drugs. Well, no more.

I have come to you, America, to do to you what I have done to Britain. To give you a new dream of splendid isolation, borders permanently sealed, the rest of the world and its troubling differences as good as gone.

Throw out the freeloaders. Exile the troublemakers. Trace back their family trees and if  there’s even a hint of immigration in their background, they’re out. Get the religious fanatics and the troublemakers on the boats they came over on and wave them goodbye.

Allow true America to realise its America First dream for Americans only living in America, by America, for America. The way it always should have been.