Teenage Corbyn supporter turning parents’ house into socialist utopia

A TEENAGER back from the Labour conference has begun implementing Jeremy Corbyn’s vision of a new society at his parents’ house.

Momentum member Tom Logan, 18, has decided the Didcot semi-detached should be run on radical socialist principles and not for the benefit of capitalist elites like his mum and dad.

Logan said: “The big TV in the lounge will be taken into public ownership so the establishment can’t hog it when Strictly is on. I believe in TV for the many, not the few.

“Bedrooms should be distributed based on need, not colonialist right-of-domain, and I need the big bedroom so I can turn it into the community activism hub the street is crying out for.

“But the biggest reform will be redistribution of wealth. It is simply not acceptable for Dad to earn £65,000 while I get £28.25 a week at the garden centre.

“I propose to share his income equally among the family. My seven-year-old sister has already given her full backing to the policy, saying she intends to ‘buy all the ponies’.”

Logan’s mum Sandra said: “Tom keeps wanting to have long family meetings where we vote on everything. It’s unbearably dull, but he says it’s ‘vibrant grassroots democracy in action’.

“Also he keeps calling me a Blairite, when actually I voted for William Hague.”