Thursday, 29th October 2020

Thank goodness women can't vote, says Johnson

BORIS Johnson is relieved that women still do not have the vote, it has emerged.

After being accused of extreme sexual harassment, Johnson claimed it was fortunate only men were allowed to vote in elections, 'otherwise there might be trouble'.

He said: “There was talk of  women voting a few years ago, but then everyone agreed it was a terrible idea which was, I think, the right decision. There’s a lot of angry ladies out there.”

Woman Emma Bradford said: “Like everyone else I assumed he was someone who understood and respected women. I'm sure that grabbing the thigh of a female journalist was all about empowerment."

Isobel Young added: “I would vote for him, but only because he called the female journalist a liar."

Johnson added: “Some angry women are still very attractive.”