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Starmer pledges to make Britain as battle-ready as it is at 11.30pm on Friday in a kebab queue

THE prime minister has asked his country to be as up for a fight as it is every Friday evening after eight pints and a kebab, but geopolitically. 

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Disappointing breasts: A woman’s guide to coping

PLANNED for melons, but ended up with cherry pips and a Wonderbra? You’re as disappointed as the men you’re dating. This advice offers minimal comfort: 

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