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  1. This week in Mash History: Prince Albert is given an intimate piercing voucher for Christmas, 1860
  2. Your astrological week ahead for December 20th, with Psychic Bob
  3. The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Christmas: as a wise man once said, stick it up your bollocks
  4. A confused millennial tries to… lock in on Christmasmaxxing
  5. Your astrological week ahead for December 13th, with Psychic Bob
  6. The Archbishop of Canterbury on… all aboard Desperate Patriotic Bollocks Railways
  7. He approaches from behind. Drops his trousers. Keir Starmer is ready to bugger our Brexit
  8. Mash Blind Date: 'She's specifically looking for a "Daddy". Well, I'm a father-of two'
  9. Your astrological week ahead for December 6th, with Psychic Bob
  10. The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Kirstie Allsopp, standing up for the little £2,000,000 homeowner
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