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Today, I become Labour leader. Big f**king deal

AT lunchtime today, I will be made the leader of the Labour Party. Whoop-di-f**king-woo. Think I give a shit about that?

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Fit teachers to spend six weeks not being wanked about

ATTRACTIVE teachers will get a break from being wanked about by teenagers during the long summer holidays.

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