FIFTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, has a beef ting wiv a temporary teacher throwin’ shade on him’s swag.
WAGWAN? Man ‘as been in turbo-turmoil dis week, fam. Active J wanted man’s peng form teacher Miss Jackson to see him’s new trim wiv slightly more fade but her did not come in.
Wot is dat habout? Miss Jackson ‘ad bare habandoned man. Him ‘ad hactually done him’s ’omework too. Den da school sed it woz gettin’ a supply teachbot instead!
Classdem cheered like idiots, hespecially dickhead Drilla, but man woz hyper-vexed coz a supply teachbot does not know how Active J’s hair works an’ man’s trim wud go unblessed, innit.
Teachbot 2.0 woz da bare rankest wasteman, fam. Him woz bein’ hultra-shouty wiv da brand muggle names for da register. When him got to Hudson, man kept shtum, coz Active J is jokes, innit. Da teachbot hasked if Joshua Hudson woz habsent, an’ man sed yes sir, but dickhead Drilla pointed to Active J an’ grassed man up. You wot, fam?
Den Drilla starts laughin’, so man pounded on him an’ da teachbot gets well narky an’ sez step houtside an’ bare lectures man for breakin’ school rules an’ bein’ disruptive.
Active J sed wot rules? So teachbot sez Joshua is carryin’ a can of Monster, itchin’ for a vape chug, an’ wearin’ skanky Air Max 95s? Dem rules. Fam, man’s swag ‘as never, hever been so hoppressed an’ disrespected. Miss Jackson wud never ‘ave disrespected Active J like dat. Man wished her woz back, innit.
Dat night, man ‘ad a peng idea. Active J went to school da next day bustin’ a mint boxfresh pair of 95s man woz savin’ for a family weddin’. Dem’s woz smellin’ factory fresh an’ lookin’ black as da night. Active J woz uber peng-nang, fam.
Teachbot hasked man to stay behind hafter form, an’ Active J thought man woz gonna get detention, but no, fam, da teachbot praised man for makin’ a heffort wiv da 95s, heven though dem woz not ooniform.
Den teachbot stood up an’ man saw him’s feet woz like treasure, fam. Da teachbot woz a sneaker freeker trainer collector an’ him woz wearin’ a pair of cold blue Air Max 95 Colorways designed by Stash, one of da bare nangest 95s hever! It woz da first 95 to feature a speckled midsole, fam! Active J went dizzy an’ ‘ad to sit down. Mr. Harrison den let man try on him’s Stash for a Hinsta photo. Mr. Harrison is bare peng.
Hafter school mandem crew wanted to meet on da hastroturf but Active J went straight to him’s crib to do a list of trainers, colour-coded an’ ranked in order of pengest to bare rankest for Mr. Harrison.
Dat night man cud not sleep coz Active J woz too hyper-hexcited to see Mr. Harrison an’ talk habout trainers an’ show him man’s list an’ dat. But when Active J got to form teachbot Jackson woz back, an’ sed man’s hair woz very smart an’ stylish.
Yeah. Gassed, Miss. Wotever.
