Five legitimate excuses to get out of sex with your partner: the Mash sex columnist writes

NOBODY wants sex, at least not with the person they share a bed with. It’s a faff, tiring, and engenders powerful emotional connections you could do without.

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NOBODY wants sex, at least not with the person they share a bed with. It’s a faff, tiring, and engenders powerful emotional connections you could do without.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

All my tattoos mean something. For example, this one means I’d been drinking all day in a pub next to a tattoo parlour.

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All my tattoos mean something. For example, this one means I’d been drinking all day in a pub next to a tattoo parlour.

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