Five sexual experiences to say you've had, with the Mash sex columnist

THERE are sexual experiences which are desirable and attainable, like orgasms, a finger up the arse during climax or getting a blowjob from a ghost.

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THERE are sexual experiences which are desirable and attainable, like orgasms, a finger up the arse during climax or getting a blowjob from a ghost.

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If they did a glory hole for swiss rolls the line would be out of the door. But they won’t because nothing good ever happens does it.

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If they did a glory hole for swiss rolls the line would be out of the door. But they won’t because nothing good ever happens does it.

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