Mash Blind Date: 'I thought oysters would be an aphrodisiac, until she almost shit herself'

She got quite red in the face and broke out into a visible sweat, which I assumed was the oysters working their magic. It turned out they were, but not as I’d intended.

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She got quite red in the face and broke out into a visible sweat, which I assumed was the oysters working their magic. It turned out they were, but not as I’d intended.

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

A friend comes to you with a proposition – smell their finger? Don’t rush in, and consider your options.

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