Mash Blind Date: 'They've sent me on a date with a bloke, but I'm straight'

Neil seems absolutely lovely, charming, funny and handsome. But, given that I’m heterosexual and said so on the form, that’s by the by. Was no woman available? Would none of them date me?

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Neil seems absolutely lovely, charming, funny and handsome. But, given that I’m heterosexual and said so on the form, that’s by the by. Was no woman available? Would none of them date me?

Wow your guests by serving the ultimate party food, with Colin the emotionally unstable chef

Make an effort to really impress your guests, even if they are slavering human dustbins who drink you dry then bitch about you behind your back.

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Make an effort to really impress your guests, even if they are slavering human dustbins who drink you dry then bitch about you behind your back.

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