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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Alexander Armstrong, at a food bank near you

WAKING up with a hangover whose throbbing is so intense it disrupts satnav systems across central London, I take a sip of water and reflect on another momentous week. 

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Help! I'm locked in the pantry on the set of Netflix's new Meghan Markle show

I DON’T know if anyone will ever read this. But if you do, PLEASE send help. I’m hiding in the pantry of the house Meghan pretends to live in. And I can’t get out.

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