The Archbishop of Canterbury on... mad old racist Uncle Tony

WAKING with a headache screaming like a guitar solo by the late Jimi Hendrix, I proudly reflect on my efforts to put on a concert in which Noel and Liam Gallagher join me to perform acoustic versions of religious songs such as Kumbaya, My Lord. 

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We won two world wars to put up with this bollocks: The gammon food critic visits a bierkeller

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who’s having to pay for his winter holiday in Benidorm himself now the leftie bastards have stopped his fuel payments.

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