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'Why does nobody like me even though I fixed Brexit?' I asked. 'Do you hug the man who mended the toilet?' my wife answered

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s most compromising prime minister

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Like Nando's with drug cartels: The gammon food critic goes Mexican

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who’s burnt all his Roald Dahl books in disgust

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