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Your astrological week ahead for September 13th, with Psychic Bob
The Archbishop of Canterbury on... remembering to have kids with just the one you're married to
WAKING up with a hangover that, I note in the mirror, is causing my head to glow bright green, I decide the only way to settle the matter of whether Catholicism or Protestantism is the better form of Christianity – Methodists, like the Liberal Democrats, do not count – is with a pissing contest.
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