Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

You will die this Thursday at 4.16pm. Sorry to be unusually specific on this occasion but it’s better you know.

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You will die this Thursday at 4.16pm. Sorry to be unusually specific on this occasion but it’s better you know.

The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Sir Gavin fuckface Williamson

You’ve got something on Johnson, haven’t you? You’ve quite obviously got something on him, you anus-faced, vacuous, useless little fucking prick!

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You’ve got something on Johnson, haven’t you? You’ve quite obviously got something on him, you anus-faced, vacuous, useless little fucking prick!

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