Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

A pet shop might sound like a good idea but shops live for a really long time.

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A pet shop might sound like a good idea but shops live for a really long time.

The Archbishop of Canterbury on... that arsehole Boris Johnson

Make an enemy of the C of E and we will come after you, take off your gonads with a clawhammer and make you watch as we crush them with a steamroller!

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Make an enemy of the C of E and we will come after you, take off your gonads with a clawhammer and make you watch as we crush them with a steamroller!

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