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If they did a glory hole for swiss rolls the line would be out of the door. But they won’t because nothing good ever happens does it.

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If they did a glory hole for swiss rolls the line would be out of the door. But they won’t because nothing good ever happens does it.

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WAKING in the gutter, my pillow an empty 1.5 litre bottle of Tesco Imperial Vodka, I surmise to my horror I have fallen back in time to the year 1985.

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WAKING in the gutter, my pillow an empty 1.5 litre bottle of Tesco Imperial Vodka, I surmise to my horror I have fallen back in time to the year 1985.

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