Aries, March 21st–April 19th
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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Roger wankshaft Waters
WAKING at the crack of dawn to splashing and a tangy scent, I open my eyes to see I am lying in a grubby tent being urinated upon by Suella Braverman.
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