THE police have issued a warning that rioters are indeed thick enough to have another go this weekend despite being quelled on Wednesday.

Following an emergency Cobra meeting with the prime minister, the police have pointed out that rioters will not have learnt from their mistakes and may try to do the same bullshit again and again in the hopes of a different result.

A police spokesperson said: “Racist mobs aren’t the brains of Britain. You don’t see them appearing on QI or Only Connect for a reason.

“They’ll have already forgotten that they were faced down by peaceful protests mere days ago. Facts and information tend to glide straight over their brains without leaving a trace, as we’re sure the public is well-aware.

“These people film themselves in the act and hurl bricks at each other’s heads and genitals. Do you really think they’ve been mulling over their actions and trying to see their grievances from another point of view? Be serious.

“So if you want to stay safe this weekend try hanging around a library or ducking into the nearest Waterstones. These places look like a blur on a rioter’s peripheral vision so they’ll trudge right past you.”

They added: “We’re planning on dealing with them by erecting a bunch of signs that read ‘mosques this way’ which lead straight into jail cells. That’s how terminally stupid we’re talking.”