STEVEN Gerrard has confirmed plans to take his scurrying skills to the US.
Gerrard said: “I look forward to the new challenge of trying to look useful while scurrying hither and thither near American players.
“Or, as I will call it in their street slang, ‘getting my scurry on’.
“I think Americans will appreciate my style of shooting, which could be described as ‘trigger happy’.
He added: “I want to thank the fans for all the support they’ve given me over the years when I’ve stood with my hands on my hips looking pissed off at my teammates’ incompetence.”
