ROY Keane may go back to his previous role muttering threatening remarks at bus stops, it has emerged.‘A top flight frightener’
Aston Villa assistant manager Keane seemed to have a bright future intimidating innocent bystanders in public places, but he gave it all up to coach a professional football team.
Keane said: I do miss watching a well-dressed commuter edge away from me while I babble about how the moon isnt the same moon you used to get in the 1980s.
But Ive been able to use my gift for terrifying strangers in the world of football. It really is a transferable skill.
Commuter Tom Logan said: Keane was one of the best. You could always rely on him to put the fear of God into you each morning with his wild, murderous eyes and demented semi-comprehensible monologue.
We all appreciated the effort he put in and there was a real buzz that he could be promoted to scary man next to cash point.
So it was a surprise when he went off to coach a football team, especially since there was no real evidence he was any good at that.
Keane refused to speculate on rumours that hes been offered a position sitting outside a Wetherspoon reading a three week-old newspaper.